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No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Chevy’s C8 Corvette ZR1 Supercar Is Even Faster Than It Expected - Robb Report
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do you think Trump is a bad a$$? Why or why not?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
India's central bank beats market expectations to deliver an outsized rate cut of 50 points - CNBC
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
This Common Herb May Hold the Key to Fighting Alzheimer’s, According to a New Study - Food & Wine
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Plants Grow Hidden Second Root System – And It’s Helping Fight Climate Change - SciTechDaily
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read