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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Is hollywood evil?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Chevy’s C8 Corvette ZR1 Supercar Is Even Faster Than It Expected - Robb Report

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think Trump is a bad a$$? Why or why not?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

India's central bank beats market expectations to deliver an outsized rate cut of 50 points - CNBC

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

This Common Herb May Hold the Key to Fighting Alzheimer’s, According to a New Study - Food & Wine

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Will Colapinto replace Doohan as second driver at Alpine Team during the 2025 season or is just a rumour of Argentine press?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Plants Grow Hidden Second Root System – And It’s Helping Fight Climate Change - SciTechDaily

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

NASA Hides The Emmy It Just Won (Update) - NASA Watch